• Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

knightscrest:

Ur what we in the scientific community call “a lil bitch”

(via sheepinwolfishclothing)

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

(via kissmychode)

When I’m in a dressing room and something actually looks good:

sodamnrelatable:

image

(Source: joymontana, via skinnyfitandsexy)

chaeronea:

can i just be pretty or something

(via a-beautiful-enigma)

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